Needs a caption

Supermodel Adriana Lima in GQ. It's crying out for a good TG caption!

Adriana

"Scott remembered worrying about becoming female...and how female friends had warned him about how difficult it always is for girls to get boys' attention. Scott had objected that as a girl he wouldn't even be interested in guys (except maybe intellectually). But now, as Adriana, she was learning that things don't always go as expected..."

Adrian: Is this where I drop off the U-Haul keys?

SRU Wizard: No, that's a half-mile north, if you get back to the I-5 feeder. So Adrian, do you miss Kansas already?

Adrian: How do you know I'm from Kansas?

Wizard (to himself): Wow, two questions from this guy, and neither one is "How do you know my name?" This is a record.

Wizard (to Adrian): I know you're from Kansas because I'm a wizard. But I don't need to be a wizard to see that something's bothering you.

Adrian: Yeah, you could say that. I never saw the ocean till yesterday, right? But here in Big Bear Beach, if you aren't a surfing expert, you aren't cool.

Wizard: It just so happens, I have here a Potion of Surfing Knowledge. Drink this and an hour from now, you can shoot the curl as well as anyone. However, I should warn you--

Adrian: Warn me of what?

Wizard: This potion comes with ... side effects.

The chap lying on the ground grits his teeth and smiles for the camera while thinking to himself,
"Aaaargh! She's broken it!"

How's this?

Surfer Girl

Love it!

fried22's line about "attention from boys" is great. Looks like it's not too hard (pun intended)

Almost hesitated to put this one up, but here goes:

Oops

And yet another, more romantic, this time.

Decisions, decisions...

All of these are great!

Here are a couple for Fried and Grim Ghost:

Fried

Grim Ghost

And finally:

BentWilly

Thanks for that, Aardvark

No problem. It's good practice, too. :)

I like Fried's angle, that he/she's suddenly like a kid in a candy store...

OK I'm game.


Woman: Oh God Bro, I think that short circuit caused me to jump into the body of the pleasurebot
Man: Ssshh just relax, I'm sure we can get you back in your own body soon.
Woman: mmmm no hurry...oh God that feels nice, yeah baby , ooooh