#2 | Posted: 20 Apr 2011 16:38 | Edited by: Jezzi Stewart
Hi, Sis,
Once again thanks for the VG plugs ...
HOWEVER, WARNING!!! The salon that calls itself "VG New Place" is not - I repeat NOT - an authorized Vaingirls franchise. The young man's hat is not really a hat but a very sophisticated brainwashing device developed by unscrupulous competitors. When your 'toon appeared, we sent out an investigator who snatched the "device" from off the victims head and he was able to tells us his story. Alas it is the old "Unfaithful wife has unknowing husband turned into a woman physically and mentally to free herself to bed anyone she chooses." story.
While Vaingirls does use a similar device, we do so only upon uncoerced request by a client or upon a thourough psychiatric and physical investigation by our own world renowned team of Dr. Joan Adkins* and private investigator Barbara Dahal*.
Unfortunately the victim's physical changes were irreversable. Dr. Adkins is helping her come to terms with her unwanted (although we have trouble understanding this) womanhood and Vaingirls' legal counsel, G.A. Hall* is initiating legal action against both the victim's wife (now ex) and "VG New Place". Both pro bono at the direction of Joyce Hall*, Vaingirls founder and CEO.
* - see "Vaingirls: Joyce's Story" and "I'm Baack!" by me.
SERIOUSLY, GREAT JOB AS USUAL, SIS! |