Make A Wish

There must have been some kind of mistake...like, a cosmic mistake. You found the lamp, you rubbed it (expecting a genie to emerge and offer you three wishes)...and something else happened instead.

Sure, you may have been subconsciously thinking "I wish I was Megan Fox" in the back of your mind...but that doesn't explain the incredible result: a giant flash of light that transformed you into the gorgeous young movie star AS A GENIE.

So here it is a few minutes later (see attached photo) and you've conclusively demonstrated that you've got far, far more than just three wishes...in fact, you seem to have as many wishes as you want; you can just keep thinking of stuff you'd like to have and blinking to make it appear. (In fact, the only thing it seems like you can't do is stop being a genie, stop being Megan Fox or, of course, stop being dressed like that.)

So you seem to be trapped in this unfamilar, magical new existence...and there's nothing left to say except best wishes and good luck getting used to your new power and learning how to use it (although it doesn't seem like you're going to have much trouble in that regard).

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Sibling rivalry? Or something deeper?

It's not that long after your transformation (see above) that you're visited by Gwendolyn, another young Genie who suddenly appears to greet you and welcome you to the ancient sisterhood which you've now joined. "I'll show you the ropes, Megan," your new friend Gwen assures you.

But it's fairly obvious that there's something more to Gwendolyn's reaction, especially since she keeps staring...and it's not long before she admits that she and all the other Genies are not just totally jealous but "absolutely mesmerized" by their Order's newest arrival since you're "absolutely the most incredibly beautiful and sexy" Genie any of them have ever seen.

And when Gwendolyn's arrival inspires you on a sudden whim to make an instant, impulsive wish to mimic her by "going blonde and blue"...with results you actually like a lot -- the other Genie's conspicuous envy and resentment just becomes more obvious.

Also, Gwen admits, your Genie costume makes her feel "weak in the knees" since (as you may not have known) a Genie's power and status is indicated by the legendary ancient tradition of the bare midriff—and you, Megan, have the most electrifying bare midriff of any Genie in the Order. Gwen points out that you are "literally showing off twice as much stomach as I am...I can't even imagine what it feels like for you to walk around like that."