SATISFIED CUSTOMERYour next visit to the mall might be another typical, dull routine…or it might be the most satisfying shopping trip of your life, if you only work up the nerve to finally cross the threshold of that certain store -- the one you’ve felt your heart race as you’ve walked past, so many times -- and discover what they’re
really selling (to the right customers).
Sure, women can boringly buy lingerie at Victoria’s Secret, but men who nurture secret TG fantasies can take the advertising campaigns a little more literally. If you’ve got the courage to walk into the pink-and-gold store and make the right requests of the staff, you’ll be ushered into the secret back room…and emerge scant moments later, unleashing your bold new identity as a bona-fide Victoria’s Secret Angel.
WARNING -- Please note that your wardrobe will henceforth be confined to the kind of sexy ensembles that VS supermodels enjoy flaunting on runways and in ads…you’ll have to make a quick adjustment to a new kind of fabulously scanty attire. (For example, the satisfied customer pictured here emerging from the store as favorite angel Rosie Huntington-Whitely is obviously still getting used to parading around in public in a bikini, high heels and a mink coat.)
ADDITIONAL WARNING -- While in the first flush of adjusting to your new identity, you'd be forgiven for not being fully prepared for the shock that awaits as you become fully aware of your financial status (checking your bank balance, credit cards, etc.). Supermodels are extremely rich and it's therefore recommended that you visit Victoria's Secret
first, since the rest of your mall visit will be a much more fulfilling shopping spree if you can strut around the mall as an Angel with literally millions on your credit cards.
