Brian Seymour was a lonely and confused 14-year-old boy with a new, secret habit: every day, he raced home after school to watch MTV…and, specficially, to catch the daily reruns of an old 80’s show called “House of Style.” He’d never told anyone, but it had become the only thing he enjoyed doing.
Brian liked everything about the program, but he had to admit that the real reason he watched was to stare at the host, Cindy Crawford. Whenever she was on camera, a special feeling went through him that he couldn’t describe…and he started sweating and feeling lightheaded. Every time the show started, hearing the supermodel announce “Hi, I’m Cindy Crawford” gave him a tingle of forbidden excitement…lately, while lying in bed in the dark, Brian would whisper
Hi, I’m Cindy Crawford to himself while masturbating feverishly.
When his parents got him a new bicycle for his birthday [
below left], Kevin wasn’t particularly grateful or excited. If he had known about the magic properties his new bike possessed, he would have been beside himself with happiness…but he didn’t have any idea. It wasn’t until days later that he finally decided to take the bike out for a test ride, just to make his parents happy. He ended up riding clear out to the edge of town…and there, after a sudden burst of crackling electrical lightning and thunder, Brian found out what it’s like to have your most forbidden fantasy come true. As you can see from the photograph, it only took moments to fully embrace the role [
below right].
