You may be getting into deep waters that turn out to be
way over your head (as in, say, Caribbean waters).
For example, here's a photograph of what you look like after finding a piece of enchanted Aztec gold, which, before you know what's hit you, activates a magic curse that transforms you into a certain young lady (Governor Swann's tempestuous, glory-bound daughter Elizabeth) from Port Charles, Jamaica in a time of adventure.
You may notice that your attire as Elizabeth Swann is a little different from what you saw in the movie. I'm sorry but you're just going to have to learn to get used to it. (Remember that Elizabeth complained of being made to wear a corset...she's certainly not wearing one now.) And if this new look takes some historical liberties and is a little closer to how Hollywood superstar Keira Knightley would like to present herself, well, I'm afraid it's a problem you're just going to have to deal with by yourself. Although she plays it coy, Miss Swann clearly enjoys looking good -- but this new outfit may propel her (you!) into a zone of prettiness that's a little too extreme to take for granted; you may find yourself struggling with a growing wave of excitement and arousal so distracting that you'll have difficulty concentrating on what you're doing and saying.
(Remember that
Pirates of the Carribean was when all those catty girls started "hating" Keira for all her posing and pouting and prancing around flirting, while pretending she wasn't doing it...unfortunately in this new outfit they're going to "hate" you even more.)
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