If you've had bad luck with blind dates, you may be interested in trying out the Star Dating Company, offering a brand new kind of service that's oriented around your own particular tastes and desires.
But
be forewarned: don't even
think of trying this unless you're sure you're ready for a level of excitement you've never even contemplated before. Once you commit, there's no turning back! You and your new partner will be trapped in a scenario that's impossible to escape from or resist.
Here's how it works: There's no preparation, no expensive wardrobe purchases, no fretting over your appearance. We take care of all of that. All you have to do is show up on the agreed-upon evening, at an address that's provided to you in advance. In the instant that you arrive at the fashionable bar, you (and your mystery date) will be transformed into your new Star Dating Company identity.
If you're nervous, remember that you're not alone?the disorientation of becoming one of the world's sexiest women (not to mention adjusting to your new lingerie-only dress code) is going to be affecting both you and your new friend at the same time. Together, you'll learn to deal with your astonishing new identities...and discover a new kind of interpersonal electricity that's guaranteed to make your evening conversation
much more exciting.
Pictured: First-time Star Dating Company customers [NAMES RESCINDED] photographed a few minutes after meeting each other as Megan Fox and Keira Knightley...and it looks like they're already getting along just fine (while learning to ignore the stares of other bar patrons and passersby). "There's just no describing this feeling," Keira tells us privately. "I can't
believe this is really happening," Megan agrees?"I mean, we're both trying to make small talk and ignore our prettiness and what's happening between us, but the levels of arousal and joy are nearly making us faint."
