So it is worth turning into a British movie star -- arguably the most beautiful woman in Hollywood -- just to learn how to wear a leather jacket?
For Keira, spending thousands on an outfit that doesn't even include any clothing (but definitely has its share of custom Chanel leather, diamonds and lingerie) is a barely noticeable expenditure...and now that you've unexpectedly transformed into the young multimillionaire superstar, it's really no trouble to educate the spectators around you in the proper way to attire yourself...even if you were personally unfamiliar with tailoring that was quite as exciting as this. It's reasonably certain that the task won't be too burdensome for you...will it?
(And who would have thought that such a super-expensive coat would do such a truly terrible job of
covering you...try as you might, there's just no way you can conceal your famous body.)
Remember, the price you pay for being Keira is very high, in terms of feminine hatred...
thousands of girls and women spitefully say, "I hate her...she just thinks she's
so pretty." But as you're learning, the best way to deal with envy is by being so unbelievably drop-dead gorgeous that you can dress like
this.
