Since people liked it the
first time...
Welcome back to the Enchanted Forest...and this time, just
reading the children's book (which you stole from the playroom and rushed into a locked bedroom with) can turn the reader into Little Red Riding Hood...and Little Red Riding Hood is an Australian superstar named Kylie Minogue [see photo].
WARNING: The only way to overcome your dizziness and excitement is to put the book down and focus completely on posing in front of a full-length mirror, for as many hours as it takes to get used to it.