Royal Amnesia

It's a mini-crisis at the United Nations!

A visiting head of state is suffering from total amnesia. Incredibly, the only recent memory is of being somebody else: a normal, American young man. Suddenly awakening as Her Royal Highness, Keira Knightley, is, therefore, an understandable shock.

"Obviously I know who Keira Knightley is," says the unbelievably pretty Queen, clearly un-used to her British accent, "but the idea that she's actually British royalty is totally new to me!"

But Her Highness has little time to adjust to her new identity, appearing as she is before the General Assembly (see picture). Apparently, Knightley's fondness both for period costumes and for baring her midriff are combined, in this strange new life...which doesn't exactly make it harder to adjust to.

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"She's very charming," gushes Keira's middle-aged lady-in-waiting. "She said, 'Can I really walk around New York dressed like this?' and I said, 'You're a Queen, Your Highness...you can do anything you like!"

[comments welcome! :) I don't know whether the concept appeals to anyone else]

[I did this one, too...same kind of thing.]

if this is a photomanip like the last one then your technique has improves immensely - can't see the join at all.

Finally, a royal ready for page 3. :)

Except no, because she has totty* titties - Page 3 Stunnaz must be at least C cups + :)




* very small and cute

Yes, it's a photomanip. You're never going to find a picture of the real KK dressed like that!