796 - Past tense
Original: My Own Romance comics, #7
After I had finished this, I thought about going back and trying to put little ice crystals in the air around the two, because, obviously, the temperature in their immediate vicinity has just dropped 40 degrees. If you, dear male reader, are or have been married or in a serious relationship with a woman, you know I'm right - only THAT woman, that fe or she male, can do that - make you feel like a slimeball and a guilty little boy who is a tremendous disappointment to her. I predict the gentleman will be groveling as soon as he's inside the door and that there is jewelry - the expensive kind - in her future. (To be honest, I have seen a man, gay and "the wife" in the relationship, produce the same effect on his "husband" without looking at all girlie.)
797 - Cutting remarks
Original: Romantic Hearts comics, #4
Picture for yourself what SHE will look like when his surgeon wife is done with HIM. He/she'll be singing "Welcome to My Nightmare" in falsetto! Maybe she'll name her Alice.
798 - Unconventional!
Original: Action Life magazine, August, 1964
While I know that the term "Japs" is politically incorrect today. This cover was done as if it were immediately post World War II vintage, and the term would be accurate for that time period. I do not mean to insult anyone.
There really was a 2nd battalion U.S. Marine Raiders. After being dropped by submarine they raided Japanese held Makin Island, August 17-18, 1942. Nine men were accidentally left behind. In real life, those nine were later beheaded by the enemy; I just gave them a worse (?) fate.
799 - Goldfemmer
Original: Dime Mystery Magazine, September, 1939
The name is Bond. James ... well, er, Jane ... Bond.
Both titles. I couldn't resist. Sorry ... NOT! :-)
800 - Wannabees
Original: Katy Keene Pin-up Parade comics, #2
Well, once again I couldn't resist putting my pic on the hundredth issue. What do you expect? I named my salon Vaingirls and I belong to the Vanity Club sorority. Vanity, thy name is woman ... well, T-gurl. :-)
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