Please Don't Take My Man (And Make Him A Woman)

Originals:  PB book covers,  Left – “Brilliant Mistake” by Elvis Costello KoA books #1986.  Right – “Jolene” by Dolly Parton Pigeon Forge books #2/74 (These book covers were both stamped with “Todd Alcott Graphics” so they might very well be themselves parodies of original covers)

Dolly Parton did actually say something like, “Its a good thing I was born a girl because if I'd been born a boy I'd of had to become a Drag Queen.”